Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 0-1

Augmented reality is around the corner brought to you by Google.

Potential uses:

• Can’t wait for service pack 1 with the X-Ray Vision upgrades!
• If you want 3-D you don’t have to wait for service pack 2…just take the fucking thing off your head!
• Did you sign a google goggle waiver?  Good.  Your face now belongs to Google.
• Record every conversation with your wife…just in case it will need to be used as evidence in court…or when she’s thinks she’s right.
• Report that shitty driver instantly…to the DMV, Police, your facebook and twitter pages!
• Post to your poop video blog, “24/7 Poo!” during every bowel movement with live streaming for constipation Tuesdays!