In response to a facebook friend request…(UPDATED)

Victor,

I saw that you were spewing ad hominem attacks at my friend for three days. Why would I ever add you? YOUR USE OF CAPITALS IS VERY ANNOYING. YOU PROVED MY FRIEND'S POINT WHEN YOU CALLED HIPSTERS, "PRETENTIOUS AND IMITATIVE." PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO FRIEND ME AGAIN AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD STOP STALKING US.
LOSER.

Sincerely,
Chris Fisher
Editor-In-Chief
www.BayAreaButchers.com

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Dear Fist Sniffer,

FUCK YOU! IN CAPS! HE DESERVED IT. GO AHEAD, BLOG editor, PROMOTE VIOLENCE AND PREJUDICE BY SHALLOW, BAD WRITERS about vague social ephemera. Your assbag friend is helping post gross generalizations that include mocking people for reading and being political activists. WAY TO GO, "EDITOR!" I already read enough of your stupid blog to know it blows. Yeah, you'll go far.

Fuck off, coward. I friend people at random. You obviously don't have the balls to engage in any real conversation or real writing. You and your ignorance monger can eat shit and die.

Sincerely,
A Real Writer

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Victor,
I tried to respond back to your accusations of cowardice but you have since blocked me and now I have to post this on facebook. Disregarding the fact that you have still not LISTENED TO ME ABOUT CAPS, and have now attacked me personally, in addition to my friend, I would be delighted to spend my free time engaging you in a meaningful conversation about your views on culture and your time spent as a homeless person.
Will an in person interview work for you? I will be in NYC in March. My writers and I will insist that you shower.
Please find attached pie chart of our interest in actually meeting with you and let me know of any further thoughts.
Regards, Chris

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Dear Douche Bag, I HATE PEOPLE WHO PROMOTE IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE AND IF I HAVE TO YELL TO GET MY POINT ACROSS, I WILL. Also, I don't have to engage you on my page or my inbox. If you really want to meet, in person, sure. Let's do it. I'm more than game to do so. So, you are claiming that your group is a guest of the TED conference? Really? When, exactly on what date and on what subject? Are the TED conference people aware of this page and it's lovely title? One of the Admins for this page, sent me this ditty: "in addition to my friend, I would be delighted to spend my free time engaging you in a meaningful conversation about your views on culture and your time spent as a homeless person. Will an in person interview work for you? I will be in NYC in March. My writers and I will insist that you shower."

Here, we go, you snobbish NORMOID, and now, you're willing to mock people about having been homeless. I will gladly take you on in an interview, Let's make it a double interview. So, how much experience have you had with homeless people?
So, you're a guest of the TED conference? Do they know about this wonderfully titled page and all the crap that's spread in your host page's comments? Trust me on this, Facebook and TED Admin, will very soon, know about this page. If you had any sense of social responsibility, you'd remove this page or at least, change the title.
-Victor

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At which point MOMUS steps in...

Momus: Just in case Victor Sheely is confused, 'Beat up a hipster and a homeless person gets a job' is a rather obvious joke. Take a breath and put your blue sombrero back on, there's work to be done.

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I accept your invitation to an interview when you come to New York, but I get to interview you in return, and I get to sing my responses. So, if you've got the balls or ovaries or brains, let's definitely face off in person, rather than Onanize all over each other on stupid Facebook. Or was your challenge just more of your flaccid lip wack-offery? - Victor Sheely

Beat up a hipster and a homeless person gets a job: Please see pie chart.

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Momus: Victor continues to have disagreements with the voices in his head over at 'Beat up a hipster and a homeless person gets a job'. The next show starts soon, don't miss out.

Casey: Mock a hipster online and a single mother gets some food stamps.

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Victor Sheely: I love strong brained haters who are motivated by love. I hate weak minded haters who are hating just for the sake of hate. Some weak minded haters are "hipsters" and some are hobophobic anti-hipsters. Ultimately, hate is only gonna hurt the hater, if they hate only with hate instead of hating with love. The only thing to hate is pure hate, but you've got to cut your hate with love and
reason, you stupid mother fuckers. You anti-hipsters, better watch out
that you don't get a weak brain and a narrow mind.

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You shitty, little Normoid, where the fuck do you get off judging someone for having been homeless or being a "hipster?" Now, YOU'RE the stinking snob! Who's the bigger snob you, or some unbathed, homeless 20 something kid with a goofy haircut, sneakers and an old keyboard trying to find a group of friends in whatever awkward
way he can? - Victor

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TO: Victor
RE: "Who's the bigger snob you, or some unbathed, homeless 20 something kid with a goofy haircut, sneakers and an old keyboard trying to find a group of friends in whatever awkward way he can?"

It sounds like you are a 47 year old man who is just lonely and looking for a young friend in that big scary NYC jungle.... Please see my new pie chart below in how interested I am in being your friend. Looking at your video it seems like you could use one.
Yes, I am a TED speaker and will gladly be your friend but only after I get a chance to interview you. Please remember to bathe. I have a sensitive nose. What day is good for you?
Chris

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QUESTION: ‎"Who's the bigger snob you, or some unbathed, homeless 20 something kid with a goofy haircut, sneakers and an old keyboard trying to find a group
of friends in whatever awkward way he can?" ANSWER: You , you're a
bigger snob than any silly hipster kid. I've got friends that range
from tribal elders all over the States and Mexico, musicians, kids, families, bums, farmers. What the fuck do you care what people wear and why the fuck would you look down on anyone who is homeless, you filthy snob? - Victor Sheely

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Victor,
You are correct and I apologize. I am a bigger snob than any, in your words: "pretentious and imitative" hipster. I do, however, take umbridge that you would think that I would look down on any homeless people working towards a normal life. Not sure where you picked that up from... The only (I assume they are homeless) people that annoy me are the ones who consistently shit on my sidewalk or scream incoherently in my vicinity while brandishing weapons.

You, however, are very creative and original (Love the purple sombrero btw!) and I am sure that Hipsters everywhere will be listening to your hip-hop street performances in Harlem with Buskers on their iPhones or watch YouTube for your (hopefully - please god!!) continuing series featuring meaningful, cultural discourse with drunks at 1:30am on the subway platform as the L train spews out PBR filled trustafarians.

-chris

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Victor Sheely: Hey, Hipster Bashers. So here's some "Hipsters" (once again, whatever the fuck that shallow assumption is) actually getting beaten up. Is promoting this kind of behavior, still fucking funny?

Beat up a hipster and a homeless person gets a job: Read the article dumbass. If you are consistently "getting suckerpunched in Brooklyn" you should learn to defend yourself like any self-respecting New Yorker. This is common sense. Alternatively you could move back to New Jersey.

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Victor Sheely October 19 at 2:02pm Report
Let's be friends, at least on Facebook ... more than likely in person, I guess. I'd rather be friends than enemies. Not that I won't make fun of you if we do go ahead with the double interview, mine in improvised geek music with dork-ass guitar.

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TO: Chris Fisher
From Victor SHeely
October 20 at 7:29am
RE:What?! Why were my writings and the relevant music posts removed?

Why were my posts removed?

Did you notice that some of your followers are already calling you guys on having removed my writing?

At one point, I thought we had regained, at least, an understanding as writers on slightly different sides of a social fence. This is so bizarre, as I'm not a "hipster" by any stretch of the term, and I've even made fun of "them," until I realized that what was going on was the equivalent of hippy and punk and other subculture bashing and that it all can (not always, I get some of the humor) add up at one point, to mere prejudice and hate mongering.

I've gotten a lot of compliments on that rant and it was finally being wrapped up in a good way.

You know the writing, albeit a bit ranty (with ... what, a few typos? You've got some on your profile, btw) was still good and strong and bitter, the way good rants and good coffee should be. Sorry about the switching from Trieste to shitty, bland, Folger's. That sucks. Yes, I, and others, do read and pay attention to and remember what is being written and what is being edited or rather, censored.

Why not let another side of that page have a say? After we had communicated in a polite way and not just exchanging insults, I had already opened up the lines of communication , unblocking you. So why not leave up the writing, especially when it was strong and a bit sharp, even though it called you and perhaps the other administrator on a few hypocrisies and weak spots?

Was it you that had "edited" or rather, CENSORED my posts or the other guy? This isn't a personal matter. You could call it an ad hominem argument, but even that criticism isn't valid, as my points and posts (including the Nick Cave) were all relevant and well stated and with wonderfuckingcolorful language and you know it.

Really cowardly and uncool, of whoever removed my posts, and in especially weak and bad editorial taste.

Both I and others, some of them writers, artists and media types are waiting for your reply.

Most sincerely,
Victor Sheely
Writer and Ranter with Media Musical Banter

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Victor,
I only blocked you from the 'I Love My Big Black Man' facebook page so that we could have a conversation via email and let my compatriot get back to work organizing armed, St. Valentine’s Day Massacre mob style hits on hipsters throughout the US and abroad. He cannot do this in secrecy with your, in some cases, thirty (30) plus comments on each post.

I also wanted to take this time to thank you for letting us borrow the vintage tommy guns and 1930’s car! Your obsession with Edward G. Robinson films is a little disconcerting however. (We will bring that up another time, seek help meanwhile online). Viva La Revolucion!!

Please email me this material directly so that we can discuss what pressing cultural issues that I might include in my forthcoming TED conference appearance. (Thanks for the 1930’s outfit btw!!)

Oh shit…wait…this is the other Victor!!! Oops! My bad. I thought you were my arms dealer. Sorry for the confusion as his name is also Victor, loves big black men and is based in New York.

As you are obviously not my arms dealer please refer to my original message as you do not understand humor, sarcasm nor friendship.

If there are any remaining questions please refer to my new pie chart (attached).