47 Million Year Old Fossil Is First Overall Pick

With it's unprecedented run of eight years at the top of the Creation Of Life league, the Intelligent Design Ribs suffered a serious blow to their championship aspirations with the selection of a 47 million year old fossil named Ida by their rivals the Evolution Primates. With the top pick in the draft this year, the Primates nabbed Ida as the centerpiece of their already impressive offense that includes Bahinia and Dawn Monkey. While Ida's mere existence leaves the Ribs suffering from severe cognitive dissonance, jeopardizing their chances for another championship, they still have faith that it's just another test from He himself.

Comments

[rahmbo09]

Come on! God made that fossil 5000 years ago.

[DoofMasterZ]

5769 to be exact :)

[Penemue]

those arent fossils, those are bones from my picnic last year.

[TitoSantana]

No, no, no. God made the fossil possible, in His spare time.